Delicious Cookies
Very soon now, a groundbreaking new short film will hit Sweaty Robot. Titled “Seduction of a Thin Mint,” this avant-garde piece opens doors to a realm never approached before. The way I see it, Softcore-Food-Human-Quasi-Porn set to soft rock has a future. Let me explain how this whole thing came to be. There was a party at The House (where we shoot our stuff) and everyone was having a good old fun time. I randomly found a sleeve of thin mint cookies. I told Ben how I liked the cookies and that I’d make love to them. Sure, it probably sounded like “Theese crookies is taste fun in my mouth. I’d lick them iff’n theys were. HEY, don’t touch my– Oh, cooookie” since I was drunk, but who cares. An idea was sparked. I called out to Juan, “BRING FORTH THE VIDEO CAMERA!” I tipped the lamp to create a pleasing light on my face, so I would look cooler, and Juan rolled the tape. The original sound to the movie has Lionel Richie crooning in the background and served my performance. What didn’t help was Mike and Bill throwing things like change at me to distract me. I held fast that it was funny then, and would be funnier later, once edited and internetted. I still believe it. You’re going to love this idiocy.
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