I left the house with at least ten minutes until the bus came; checked my hair in the neighbor’s dark windows, whistled a tune– VRRRRRROOM! If the #12 bus had a flux capacitor, it would have gone back through time. The thing was going fast. “Really?” I said to anyone who was around. I took off in a half-hearted sprint, but the next light was green. The #12 was gone. “Fuck.” I walked towards Chestnut. As I crossed the street in front of ‘Omega Pizza,’ someone called out, “You tryin’ to catch that 12 bus?”
The car was stopped in front of the intersection. The guy waved me in, “Come on, we can still catch it.” Thoughts of all the terrible things that happen to people in movies when they get in strangers’ cars raced through my head. But he looked nice enough. I got in, and the chase was on. “I used to live at 24th and Grey’s Ferry. That happened to me all the time.” We exchanged pleasantries and nose laughs. It didn’t take much to catch up to the bus. I saw my chance. We shook hands, and I opened the door– the bus drove off again. I got back in really quickly, and he caught up once again, “If this light is red, I can catch it.” It was. “See ya!” I threw open the door. The light turned green.
I felt my spikes dig into the track, the bang of the slamming door a starter’s pistol. I burst out of the blocks, a track-star reborn. The bus accelerated, but so did I. Reaching the back, I pounded my fist against a window. I rocketed past the bus as it slowed to a stop, turned, then walked up the steps.
The driver, with a big smile and an explosion of pink hair, burst into laughter. “You was faster than the bus! Oh my gawd, I can’t believe that! You was flyin’!” The passengers joined in, laughing, commenting, “You get on this bus, you just gunna be late! Might as well run the rest of the way!” I was laughing, “I caught ya!”
I sat down near the back, and made tiny talk (it’s even smaller than small talk) with the people on the bus. We didn’t get into politics or energy policies. It was mostly about me being fast. The bus driver kept laughing to herself, which made me laugh back.
When we got to 9th Street, the bus was mostly empty. I walked up to the front for my stop. “You made my morning, my whole day, that was amazing! All of the passengers loved you, they was all talking about it the whole time.” On my way out I joked, “You wanna race?” She said, “You’d probably win.” I waved goodbye and have a nice day. She stuck her head out the side window, “I love you, that was so great!”
Besides sweating this early in the morning in work clothes, it’s not a bad way to start the day.