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Finding this business card tucked in my windshield wipers makes me question where I live.

The name “Hurricane Bonnie” invokes imagery of death, destruction, and lack of FEMA aid, rather than tidiness. And is there really enough of a demand to cleanse crime scenes– residential, commercial, and otherwise– that it deserves third billing on the business card?

What’s going on in my neighborhood?

I signed into the Sweaty Robot Gmail account tonight, only to find yet another odd Google Ad.

I’ve never been to AmazingFartVideos.com, but I’ll throw the link in here in case anyone wants to visit.  Let me know how the World-Shaking Video Farts stack up to others you’ve witnessed.  Also, let me know how the Spyware that was just installed into your never-updated Internet Explorer 5 has slowed your computer to a grinding halt.

It’s official, the general public is mentally deficient.

This sign was posted over the semi-broken urinal where I work.

I’d love to know why the S, O, and P got top billing over the lowly t in StOP.

My birthday is coming up, I’d better stock up on ‘think you’ cards.

What’s with the shifty-eyed, untrusting face? It looks like he’s peering over to the next urinal to make sure no one’s going to piss in his pot. Are those his eyebrows? Maybe it’s a drawing of Quickman from Megaman 2.

I interviewed internet’s Bobby Miller about his new EP, “Let’s Get Vapid.” You can download the album here, and check out Bobby’s other work (movies, comics, writing) at his website.

 

 All Albums Appreciated - Bobby Miller's "Let's Get Vapid" Interview [6:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (86)

I’m not sure what spurred Google Adwords to serve this randy little item in my email, but evidently Gmail thinks I want some sweet Cougar Lovin’.

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Something makes me doubt that this website is 100% free.

This guy, who may or may not be a limo driver, is tired.